my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter
in soviet russia country fight for you
hey my name is xheni and i smell like a pure fart. I think I shat myself. uh oh. Guess I need to learn how to sign off tumblr on a friends computer. whoops. better change my underwear.
when you think about how differently you act and talk depending on who you’re talking to and you sit there wondering which you is the real you
a secret porn club called the Illuminaughty
so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play
i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time