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my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter 

in soviet russia country fight for you

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hey my name is xheni and i smell like a pure fart. I think I shat myself. uh oh. Guess I need to learn how to sign off tumblr on a friends computer. whoops. better change my underwear.

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when you think about how differently you act and talk depending on who you’re talking to and you sit there wondering which you is the real you


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a secret porn club called the Illuminaughty

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A random ball pit is set up in the middle of a cityAnd this is what happens as people approach it.

The video is so precious and cute <3 

oh my god that is the sweetest thing ever
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so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

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I want this shirt
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i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

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